Trump Declares Operation Epic Fury “Nearing Completion”
President Trump declares Operation Epic Fury “nearing completion” as Iranian attacks hit a historic low and U.S. forces secure the Strait of Hormuz.
Donald Trump In ‘Excellent’ Health, White House Reports Confirm
President Donald Trump, 79, is in excellent health according to the latest White House medical reports. Strong cognitive and physical.
TAFU Gains Traction Online As Critics’ New Trump Acronym
TAFU, “Trump Always Fucks Up”, is surging as critics’ favorite new acronym in 2026. A cheeky twist on SNAFU, it is going viral across social media.
Trump Administration Restores Global Entry Program
The Trump administration officially restarted the Global Entry program on March 11, 2026, after a temporary pause due to a Department of Homeland Security funding shortfall.
Trump Replaces Kristi Noem With Mullin As DHS Secretary
President Trump has appointed Senator Markwayne Mullin as Secretary of Homeland Security, replacing Kristi Noem.
White House Declares Major Gains In Operation Epic Fury
Karoline Leavitt reports victories in Operation Epic Fury, with U.S. forces destroying Iran’s Navy, missiles, Supreme Leader Khamenei, and dozens of top leaders.